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'In view of the clampdown on hate preaching, maybe just a tad less fire and brimstone in Sunday's sermon, perhaps?'

SLOTH...still at lunch

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Organic Soldering.

Studying Fire Behavior

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Fire break.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'