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'In view of the clampdown on hate preaching, maybe just a tad less fire and brimstone in Sunday's sermon, perhaps?'

SLOTH...still at lunch

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Bonfire

Bath Bonfire

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Fire break.

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

History Of Fire