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'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

"How's the squid?"

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

'The special tonight is a filet of sole, sauteed in haste and served with an air of arch indifference.'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'Have you seen these prices George!'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"The atmosphere is too heady!"

A man opening a bottle of sparkling water carelessly

'Dog menu.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

Soup

Michelin Accredited.

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

'Fred, have you seen these prices? What should we begin with?'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.

'Can we get this to go? There's a ballgame on TV.'

'Enjoy the meal?.' 'I get more nourishment biting my lip.'

Do you have a reservation?

'I don't know why you're so surprised, sir. You said it tasted like a million bucks.'

"What beats me is why they're all so hell bent on nouvell cuisine!"

'We added extra for the mercury.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'They thought that with a name like carre d'agneau en ceme a la perigourdine, the portions should be a little larger.'

'I've never been served penguin en croute before is it a new line at the supermarket?'

"I don't mind the extra head, but does he have to have quite such expensive tastes."

"Could I have your leftovers menu?"

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"More wine, breadsticks or things to knock off the table?"

"I'll have the duck Poussin."