Finding A Stray Dog Gifts

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Love a Mutt

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Works every time.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'They're dog roses!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"What's all this?"

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.