Finding A Stray Dog T-Shirts

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Works every time.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Love a Mutt

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'They're dog roses!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"What's all this?"

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'