Financial Witticism Lover Gifts

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

In case of falling markets break glass.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Federal Guidelines

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

'It's a bill collector!'

"Where do you get your inspiration?"

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

Pressing Problem

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Hector owes us money ...'