'My recommendation is to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'
Financial Strategy Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about financial strategy? Our collection offers clever and humorous items that resonate with their analytical mind and love for numbers. From witty mugs to statement prints, these gifts add a dash of fun to their financial pursuits. Surprise the strategy enthusiast with a thoughtful token that celebrates their knack for planning and problem-solving. Whether they are a finance professional or just a numbers nerd, you'll find something that speaks to their personality and passion.
I can't find a job. Can I write off the cost of my education as a tax loss?
Travel Advances: '96, 97, 98, 99. . . one dollar.'
'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'
"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"
Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.
Business of Fingerpointing Line Art
"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."
'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'
"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'
'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'
Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St
"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"
'A short economics test - if you bought something for
"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."
'Are we broke yet?'
I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"
'The recession is over, again.'
"I just..."
"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."
Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.
"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."
"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."
"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."
Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.
"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"
'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'
Financial Strategy Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Financial Strategy Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for more clever mugs for the financial strategy enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty, finance-inspired designs to brighten their day.
Financial Strategy Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows with humor and finance-inspired designs—a playful addition to any office or living space.
Financial Strategy Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase their passion for finance and strategy—bold, funny designs for the clever minded.
Financial Strategy Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate financial strategy with fun and witty prints—perfect for the strategist who loves to make a statement.