Financial Strategy Buff Gifts

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

'We have a faith-based pension plan... You just have to pray it will still be there when you retire.'

"Kiss me, and I'll tell you next month's price of

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'The recession is over, again.'

"I just..."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"He'll do anything to say in power."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'