Financial Strategy Enthusiast Mugs

'My recommendation is to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'

I can't find a job. Can I write off the cost of my education as a tax loss?

Travel Advances: '96, 97, 98, 99. . . one dollar.'

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Are we broke yet?'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'The recession is over, again.'

"I just..."

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'