Financial Stability Worrier Pillows

"I think a cap on management fees is inevitable sooner or later..."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Recession is when the Jones have a tough time keeping up with themselves.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

A Balanced budget.

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

The Circle.

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

Energy Bills

Financial life preserver

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

Credit Crunch.

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."