Financial Serenader T-Shirts

"That's very sweet, Mr. Sefton, but you still don't have enough money in your account to cover this check."

Romantic Violinist.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Listening to Coldplay.

A masked man serenading

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Muzak's Top 10

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Romance Music

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Violinist on a Beach

Singer

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."