Stock Market Serenader T-Shirts

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Romantic Violinist.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Listening to Coldplay.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Muzak's Top 10

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Animal worries.

The Gong

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Double bass in space

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

Serenading

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Subway Chanteys

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Violinist on a Beach

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"Could you keep it down please!"

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'