Piano Serenader T-Shirts

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

Serenading

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Music Lessons

Listening to Coldplay.

Love birds playing a guitar.

I love my Uke.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

A masked man serenading

Dr. Phil takes it home.

No Bruch!

My Violinist Valentine

Mozart with a violin case.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Double bass in space

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Occupational Hazards.

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

'Oh, shut up!'

String Quartet

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Guitar.

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Serenading with a guitar

Romantic music.