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"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

No Bruch!

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

A masked man serenading

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Muzak's Top 10

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Romance Music

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Hell on trio island

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'We won't need you. I brought my own.'

"Could you keep it down please!"

"If I were a carpenter"

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Singer