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"Music doesn't happen to be his strong point..."

"Do I play by 'ere? Nah! Over THERE, lady!"

Saxophone Player.

Music Lessons

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

No Bruch!

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Mozart with a violin case.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Occupational Hazards.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'Oh, shut up!'

String Quartet

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Silent music

Violinists.

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"Sandpipers."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'Pluck me.'

Subway Chanteys

Fritz Kreisler.

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

Guitars

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"If I were a carpenter"