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Muzak's Top 10

Romantic Violinist.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Saxophone Player.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

A masked man serenading

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

Spiro and Pusho go serenading with a piano.

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Sandpipers."

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romance Music

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Subway Chanteys

Man serenading a picture