Financial Form Fear Gifts

"Dude?!. . . We are so scared of a draft. . . we won't even fill out our financial aid forms!"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

Energy Bills

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

'Yes - He's armed.'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

"You're not allergic to molds or pollen. But you are interest-rate sensitive."

"Have you got anything to stop me worrying about my pharmaceutical shares?"

'Any chance you can charge this to my student loan?'

'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'

'Boy - How I miss the good ol' dangerous dogs... '

"I want a costume that will scare grownups. What does an underfunded retirement account look like?"

"You may experience an occasional billing sensation."

"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"