Financial Form Fear Prints

"Dude?!. . . We are so scared of a draft. . . we won't even fill out our financial aid forms!"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

Energy Bills

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'Yes - He's armed.'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

"You're not allergic to molds or pollen. But you are interest-rate sensitive."

"Have you got anything to stop me worrying about my pharmaceutical shares?"

"I want a costume that will scare grownups. What does an underfunded retirement account look like?"

'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'

'Any chance you can charge this to my student loan?'

"Shadow? Why would I be scared of my shadow? I thought it was the IRS."

'Boy - How I miss the good ol' dangerous dogs... '

"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"