Financial Fitness Fanatic Gifts

'Does my take-home pay have to go all the way home?'

"You call this a statement?! I've got a statement for you!!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

In the Guru District

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Jack of all trades

Profit

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Muscles

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"#Win!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Annual profits,

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Yearbook

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."