Financial Archer Gifts

CEO Barney Bingle reassured analysts that his company's earnings target is still in sight.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

William Tell

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

William Tell Executions.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Dog biting Cat.

Ukraine War Clouds

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Art Guidelines

Bowtox.

Musical arrows.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"