Archer Gifts

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

Women using harp as a bow to fire musical notes at a target

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Archery Grounds (arrow in chest of painter)

Bullseye!

'It isn't polite to point.'

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Granted, he's a bad shot, but you have to agree he's consistant...'

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it the enemy always seem to pick on Roger?"

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Tell

Footballing Archer

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Think Positive!

Myopic Cupid

'Where does it hurt'

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'

William Tell's Fatal Mistake.

Shooting Moles

"Looks like the free self-care session didn't work."

'I've got a better idea dad, let's eat the apple break the arrows and go home.'

William Tell Refuses to Give Up.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'If you say, 'arrowing experience once more, I'm going to thump you.'

A Message from Marion