Quirky Archer Gifts

'You've hit the bull.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Its your archeries'

Progress?

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Location, location, location!

'Where does it hurt?'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Success