Archer With An Edge Gifts

A Hole in the Dike

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Progress?

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Success

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

William Tell Executions.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'