Archer With An Edge Pillows

A Hole in the Dike

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Location, location, location!

Progress?

'Its your archeries'

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Success

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

William Tell Executions.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'