Algorithm Archer Pillows

Dating site algorithms never die, they just get re-formulated

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Early Programmers.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Location, location, location!

'Its your archeries'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Progress?

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

William Tell Executions.

Success