Algorithm Archer Pillows

Dating site algorithms never die, they just get re-formulated

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Early Programmers.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

Progress?

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'