Archer Pillows

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Women using harp as a bow to fire musical notes at a target

Archery Grounds (arrow in chest of painter)

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

'It isn't polite to point.'

Bullseye!

Myopic Cupid

"Why is it the enemy always seem to pick on Roger?"

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Tell

Think Positive!

Footballing Archer

William Tell's Fatal Mistake.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Shooting Moles

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'

'Where does it hurt'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Granted, he's a bad shot, but you have to agree he's consistant...'

A Hole in the Dike

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

A Message from Marion

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'If you say, 'arrowing experience once more, I'm going to thump you.'

'Hey Robin. You've got tree-mail!'

"Looks like the free self-care session didn't work."

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"