Archery Pillows

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Believe me, targets are essential!'

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'We'd prefer it if you got better.'

'Come back you fool! Separately we're nothing - but together we can conquer the world.'

"Not love. Targeted advertising."

Poison Dart Training Camp.

'I forgot the arrow.'

'How about best two out of three?'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

Precision and Accuracy

"I take it they didn't care for any of your ideas."

'How can I ever perfect my aim if you won't let me practice?'

'... And you must be Little John...!'

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

An unlicensed acupuncturist

William Tell

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Archer draws target around arrow

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

'Where does it hurt?'

A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'

Women using harp as a bow to fire musical notes at a target

Bear Butt Target