Archery Prints

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

'Believe me, targets are essential!'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

'We'd prefer it if you got better.'

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Come back you fool! Separately we're nothing - but together we can conquer the world.'

Poison Dart Training Camp.

"Not love. Targeted advertising."

'How about best two out of three?'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'I forgot the arrow.'

Precision and Accuracy

"I take it they didn't care for any of your ideas."

'How can I ever perfect my aim if you won't let me practice?'

'... And you must be Little John...!'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

William Tell

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Archer draws target around arrow

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"How do I know you're not malingering?"

A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."

'Where does it hurt?'

Women using harp as a bow to fire musical notes at a target

Message on an arrow with a 'P.S.'