Archery Fanatic Pillows

Myopic Cupid

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Tell

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Location, location, location!

Progress?

'Its your archeries'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Success

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'