Archery Fan Pillows

'I forgot the arrow.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'Its your archeries'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Location, location, location!

Progress?

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Success

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

William Tell Executions.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.