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'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

A Bloody Butcher

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Tell

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

William Tell Executions.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

The First Commuters

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Dog biting Cat.

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

An unlicensed acupuncturist

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Bowtox.

Musical arrows.