Melody Archer Gifts

Women using harp as a bow to fire musical notes at a target

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Musical Web

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Champions league'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

William Tell

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

William Tell Executions.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

First Piano Lesson

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Sportsman and music

Musician's Fishing Trip

Dog biting Cat.

The Cello Victims

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"I once loved a parade."

A dog banging a snare drum.

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Bowtox.