Melody Adventurer Gifts

An obstacle course for musicians,

Late night teddy reading

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Guitar Man.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Viola player coming through!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

"Ding" "Dong"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Bass Clef

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Awesome!'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'