Love-struck Archer Gifts

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Tell

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Lost in Admiration

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

William Tell Executions.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Dog biting Cat.

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Musical arrows.

Bowtox.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"