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"Is it any good?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Big screen TV falling through floor

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Cinemuck

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hollywood producer.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."