Filing Cabinet Fan Gifts

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Tree house.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"I love my luvvie."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Wall Cluck.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"I wasn't dead yet."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

'I miss my water bed.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Frozen Fish

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.