Filing Cabinet Fan Gifts

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Tree house.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

"I love my luvvie."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Wall Cluck.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"I wasn't dead yet."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Frozen Fish

'I miss my water bed.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Ladder in a lift shard.

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

Stephen Fry

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."