Tv Panel Fan Gifts

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Night Life: L.A.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Previously on..."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'