File Disruptors Pillows

The Unalphabetizer

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

In/Out Tray.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Doo inc..can and no can.

Files of Doom

Man painting over a computer screen.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

What If?

'She wishes.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

Spoonfest

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

'We needed more room for our checking information, so I deleted that 4 meg joke file you had... Should I have backed that up