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The Unalphabetizer

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Files of Doom

Man painting over a computer screen.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'She wishes.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Spoonfest

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

'We needed more room for our checking information, so I deleted that 4 meg joke file you had... Should I have backed that up

The Office Black Hole