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TV Kill

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Gun Control Rally

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Man painting over a computer screen.

'She wishes.'

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

The board meeting was quite dignified until somebody started a pie chart fight.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'Would you kindly not trumpet and simply say 'aye'?'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

A Uber world

Elon Musk

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

'The people can rest assured this committee is comprised of seasoned legislators...for the most part.'

'When you're finished laughing, perhaps you'll let me finish the joke.'

'Ok, I've hacked into the NHS. Elsie Bartle had two sore throats in 1973; where do we go with that kind of data?'

Master dog trainer.

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.