Field Trip Chaperone Gifts

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"You've already been for a walk."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Scientist on field trip.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

A day in the country.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

"That was a boring field trip."

"Now what can we do?"

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

Fungo range.

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

'My husband studies exotic butterflies: That in itself rather bores me, but boy do I love going on field trips with him!'

Trick or treating dog.

"Gracie, remember how you wanted me to go on that school field trip tomorrow...and I said I was too busy? Well, my appointment has been canceled, so I can go!"

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"