Field Trip Chaperone T-Shirts

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"You've already been for a walk."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Scientist on field trip.

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

A day in the country.

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

"That was a boring field trip."

"Now what can we do?"

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

Fungo range.

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'My husband studies exotic butterflies: That in itself rather bores me, but boy do I love going on field trips with him!'

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

Trick or treating dog.

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"