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Hiker's right of way.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Playground reputation.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

Literary Type

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Stop playing hard to get!'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

Computer Dating.

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

"Gesundheit."

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'

Jack Grealish

'Oh, oh! Doc left his twitch again!'

Flower pick-up lines.

Hey lads, love is in the air!

Aerial Birds.

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