Field And Stream Fans Pillows

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Starvation Watching

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

First past the post.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Steam of consciousness.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Are we ready to order?'

'Never shoot straight up.'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"We have to keep them guessing."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

Football fan

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain