Field And Stream Fans Gifts

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

First past the post.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Steam of consciousness.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Are we ready to order?'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"We have to keep them guessing."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

Football fan

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'