Fidelity Ponderer Pillows

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, til new attractive secretary do us part...

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'Confusionism'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Retirement Issues

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Air Pollution Threat

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Soren Kierkegaard

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

Desert Island Surveillance.

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'