Infidelity Ponderer Pillows

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

The Price of Freedom

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'Confusionism'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Surgical Self-Service

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Retirement Issues

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."