Infidelity Ponderer Pillows

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

The Price of Freedom

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'Confusionism'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Retirement Issues

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Surgical Self-Service

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'