Fickle Handlers Gifts

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

A child and his dog

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Tsipras and Merkel

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Master of Disaster

'...Because its easy to draw.'

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Caution Fragile

"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."