Fickle Handlers Mugs

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

D.I.Y with dad.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

A child and his dog

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Tsipras and Merkel

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Caution Fragile

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap."

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'