Fickle Fanatics Mugs

Campaign for Plain English

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Be creative...!"

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Just browsing."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Medieval King

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Toupee in a tin.

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Rabbit and turtle.

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"Never eat a mouse who has medical skills."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Caution Fragile

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

The Emperor's New Followers

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Mermaid and old sailor