Fever For Football Gifts

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Lockdown casserole

World Cup Fever

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

The game comes first...

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Cocktailgating. . . .

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Football Drinks

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

The Scream take its temperature

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Sorry, but Saturday Night Fever is definitely a pre-existing condition."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

"This IS a friendly y'know..!"

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

'You were cured by the thought of my soup! Healed by an imaginary bowl of fabulous soup.'

'Worse case of cabin fever I ever saw.'

Castaway wishes for a football.

'Where'd he go?'

"Why can't they just nod their appreciation?"

European Super League

Man with a temperature.